Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)
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Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)
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The crowd for a Blink 182 concert. Something words cannot describe.
i was in that getting squashed to death
I’m jealous of everyone who was there. X___x
This is fucking beautiful.
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you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
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| Dumbledore: | Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts! |
| Dumbledore: | I actually don't know why your parents still send you here |
| Dumbledore: | There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically |
| Dumbledore: | And it just goes up every year |
| Dumbledore: | I guess that just means all your parents hate you |
| Dumbledore: | Great let's have some pumpkin juice |
| Dumbledore: | 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques |
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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